We have many wonderful customers who enjoy coming to Hueys, but we get the odd ones who keep us scratching our head.
This is a log of some of the oddities we encounter here at Hueys...
Customer: Could I please have cherry tomatoes on that.
Hueys: Sorry we only have garden tomatoes.
Customer: Oh, well dont worry about the order then.
Customer: Excuse me, but I think this wine is corked.
Hueys: Um but its a screw cap?
Customer: Yes well could I return it please.
Hueys: Um No. You brought that wine in yourself.
Customer: This water is terrible! How can you serve this! I want my money back.
Hueys: Sir, the waster is free. Its tap water. You'll need to take this up with Midcoast water.
Customer: Im here to pick up my order under the name John.
Hueys: (after searching) sorry, we dont have an order for John.
Customer: Its supposed to be ready by 6pm.
Hueys: Wait, was this an order you cancelled 4 days earlier, and said you wanted to come back today? I have refunded your online payment for that already.
Customer: So you didnt put my order in.
Hueys: Um no. Its 4 days later, and you may not have returned. So we messaged you and refunded your money.
Customer: Youre a joke. You have no idea how to run a business.